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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 July 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 172
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my wicked mother has been with us for a week. She's already thrown away my daughter's favorite toy, broke my computer, scratched my oak table, stained my most expensive shirt, peed in our bed, and called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying for three months. FML



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