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Today, my girlfriend asked me where I've always wanted to settle down, and I told her that Italy had always appealed to me. She snorted and told me what a bad idea that was, because "you don't speak French". FML

Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML

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203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50251) - you deserved it (4795)

On 05/26/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by megangubler - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was helping my wife bring in the groceries. She was able to carry 4 bags and a jug of milk. I was struggling with 2 bags. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33306) - you deserved it (19928)

On 02/23/2014 at 9:36am - misc - by weak - United States (Ohio)

Today, my parents refused to visit me at college because "the flights are too expensive." They are currently shopping for a new car to replace my mother's two-year-old Porsche. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74248) - you deserved it (3465)

On 03/02/2009 at 8:57pm - money - by Vahootie (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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