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About belljars : I'm Karen and I like to doodle, make stuff, go thrifting, concerts,take long walks, long board, meet new people, and I can speak fluent Spanish. I'm also semi smart and attending college this year so message me I'm bored. You can kik me at belljars too if you're interested, I don't give a fuck.
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Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML
Monday 23 February 2015