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belljars

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 901
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About belljars : I'm Karen and I like to doodle, make stuff, go thrifting, concerts,take long walks, long board, meet new people, and I can speak fluent Spanish. I'm also semi smart and attending college this year so message me I'm bored. You can kik me at belljars too if you're interested, I don't give a fuck.

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Visits<b>Stxsyh</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:43am<b>latinablanca</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 1:05pm<b>PapaMoti</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 9:34am<b>mikeman1744</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 11:52pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 11:32am<b>Nedaj</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 2:03pm<b>theTravinator</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 12:07am<b>dudefromasia</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 9:33am<b>bigmike3000</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 9:02pm<b>kris_stewart</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 10:56am<b>joshtapp</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 2:10am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 2:03am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 5:09am<b>waitwhatsgoingon</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 3:48am<b>jeslog95</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 1:31pm<b>JayDay_123</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 6:22pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 2:37pm<b>orbit</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 12:57am

Fucked!<b>latinablanca</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 7:05pm<b>kris_stewart</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 8:14pm

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belljars's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

#21124599
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44558) - you deserved it (6984)

On 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm - kids - by nh-Amazon - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

#21123743
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40220) - you deserved it (6743)

On 04/26/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by caught out - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML

#21115855
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60980) - you deserved it (8644)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by belljars (woman) - United States (California)



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