This member hasn't filled in their description.
bellastorm's FML badges
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
bellastorm's favorite FMLs
by GAGirl1 / 05/01/2014 at 5:29pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by gircos / 04/29/2014 at 8:10pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by loserman / 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/28/2014 at 10:39pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML
by gassymomma / 04/28/2014 at 12:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by nh-Amazon / 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/26/2014 at 1:57am / Canada / Kids
by vee2013 / 04/26/2014 at 12:22am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by notmine / 04/19/2014 at 10:39pm / India (Delhi) / Work
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
by Nose bleed / 04/15/2014 at 10:48pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by stupiddog / 04/15/2014 at 8:08am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
by teddyissmall / 04/14/2014 at 2:29am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by babylove / 04/11/2014 at 5:58pm / South Africa / Kids
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2014 at 4:07pm / Switzerland / Money
Today, my boss made me cover for him by working two extra hours, because he had to rush home early to deal with an "emergency". The emergency was taking a shit, because he claims to have a phobia of doing them anywhere but at home. FML
by AFSDALK:AFSDQWE / 11/23/2013 at 1:33pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
- Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own… Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom… Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well,…