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Today, I went to the dentist. I got a new dentist who started out a conversation about school. She asked where I went to school and if I liked my principal. After I told her I thought he was full of himself, she said she was married to him. FML

#11497939
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34028) - you deserved it (9213)

On 06/27/2010 at 2:54pm - work - by Matt (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML

#11492155
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33944) - you deserved it (7175)

On 06/27/2010 at 6:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

#11434783
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89585) - you deserved it (5867)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

#11251365
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35760) - you deserved it (3714)

On 06/16/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by Blank (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad decided that my diploma makes a good pen-tester. FML

#11111501
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47060) - you deserved it (3470)

On 06/10/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by dominator152 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

#11076203
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49616) - you deserved it (17497)

On 06/09/2010 at 7:34am - intimacy - by thetalkingvagina (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

#11028124
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38397) - you deserved it (6772)

On 06/07/2010 at 3:03am - love - by flipflop - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65184) - you deserved it (8009)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML

#10925593
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29872) - you deserved it (2279)

On 06/02/2010 at 7:15pm - money - by dogshavenipples (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, while sitting at a red light, my mother asks "Do you have any intimacy questions?" FML

#10732441
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35659) - you deserved it (4777)

On 05/24/2010 at 11:14am - intimacy - by weirdedout (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a first date, where my date managed to fall in a creek, take me to his house and measure my height, show me family pictures, and perform the Soulja Boy dance in his living room. All while wearing swim trunks because his pants were drying and he didn't have extras. FML

#10727772
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32437) - you deserved it (7225)

On 05/24/2010 at 2:13am - love - by gedderdunn - Reserved

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

#10707896
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42332) - you deserved it (6523)

On 05/23/2010 at 5:08am - intimacy - by coltsfoot (woman) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML

#10540759
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10054) - you deserved it (44336)

On 05/15/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by Staples - United Kingdom

Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML

#9645798
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31402) - you deserved it (9163)

On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)

Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML

#9129175
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33022) - you deserved it (2920)

On 03/16/2010 at 10:40am - misc - by please_no (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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