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Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML

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On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

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On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

#14808267
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On 02/02/2011 at 4:48am - intimacy - by fml -

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

#14750549
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On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

#14710566
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On 01/25/2011 at 4:16pm - love - by lovehim (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML

#14703374
59 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 10:18pm - misc - by brokenhome - United States (Texas)

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

#14694705
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On 01/24/2011 at 2:29am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

#14593657
107 comments

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On 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm - misc - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

#14587697
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On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer asked me to give 5 adjectives describing myself. I listed 7. The last one being "listener." FML

#14456122
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On 01/03/2011 at 10:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

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On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I found out that my beautiful engagement ring is a remake of the late Princess Diana's engagement ring. I also found out my fiancé bought it from an infomercial, for $19.95. FML

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215 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 1:52am - love - by puggles (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML

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On 01/02/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with your face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML

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On 12/31/2010 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by legwarmer (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

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On 12/28/2010 at 10:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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