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by PrestonW / 02/09/2011 at 10:53am / Miscellaneous
Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
by Username / 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
by Mervin22 / 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by lovehim / 01/25/2011 at 4:16pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by brokenhome / 01/24/2011 at 10:18pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Utah) / Kids
by fail / 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 9:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/03/2011 at 10:35pm / United States (New York) / Work
by puggles / 01/03/2011 at 1:52am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/02/2011 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Intimacy
Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with your face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML
by legwarmer / 12/31/2010 at 2:21pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 10:20pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
- Today, while discussing with my boyfriend Brangelinas break up I said Brad probably cheated again… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided…