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by Anonymous / 10/02/2013 at 8:17am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, and for the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claims his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML
by SuperFail55 / 10/01/2013 at 8:33pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by :/ / 10/01/2013 at 6:18am / Miscellaneous
by meens42 / 09/30/2013 at 4:04am / United States / Kids
by -__-" / 09/29/2013 at 1:45am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML
by SerenityJ / 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I learned that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering and twitching like a meth-head, and my co-workers are asking when Jesse will be showing up with my "stuff". FML
by CancerFdMyLife / 09/26/2013 at 9:50am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health
by AnAwesomePerson7 / 09/25/2013 at 6:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by cuntsmom / 09/24/2013 at 12:47am / United States / Kids
by latter / 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by poor teacher / 09/23/2013 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by User / 09/23/2013 at 1:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/23/2013 at 2:15am / United States (California) / Work
by soannoyed / 09/22/2013 at 5:21pm / United States / Kids