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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43089) - you deserved it (2238)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML


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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML


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On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36072) - you deserved it (15870)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

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