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bekahj96
  • Town/Country : Winter Park, u.s.a
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 April 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 546
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9987) - you deserved it (1339)

On 07/23/2011 at 3:49am - love - by MaHalKiTa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168 (411)

I agree, your life sucks (7836) - you deserved it (65905)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113 (283)

I agree, your life sucks (27445) - you deserved it (4003)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

#17107547 (322)

I agree, your life sucks (39548) - you deserved it (10020)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334 (308)

I agree, your life sucks (9431) - you deserved it (42042)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I lost my virginity. I also found out that if I have a powerful enough orgasm, I am launched into a lengthy and uncontrollable sneezing fit. FML

#13737097 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (22167) - you deserved it (2707)

On 11/06/2010 at 10:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my very expensive and beautiful smelling perfume attracts wasps. Whenever I go out, wherever I am, I am followed by multiple wasps. FML

#12804085 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (14182) - you deserved it (4208)

On 08/29/2010 at 11:45am - animals - by unluckiestperson - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575 (279)

I agree, your life sucks (36710) - you deserved it (10617)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

#12438687 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (19775) - you deserved it (8956)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

#12377816 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (19229) - you deserved it (12915)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

#12161985 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (17600) - you deserved it (20004)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I tell him I just got my period, he impatiently says "Is it over yet?" FML

#11977098 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (30532) - you deserved it (4246)

On 07/19/2010 at 2:38am - intimacy - by MandMandM (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

#9184901 (391)

I agree, your life sucks (43582) - you deserved it (4464)

On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

#9056198 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (5516) - you deserved it (20960)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by leapple (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

#9054929 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (30565) - you deserved it (1629)

On 03/13/2010 at 7:27pm - love - by hurt (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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