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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44277) - you deserved it (4756)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

#15961473
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (8871)

On 04/28/2011 at 9:16am - love - by nuttedthefout -

Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML

#15812903
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30719) - you deserved it (9081)

On 04/16/2011 at 9:06pm - money - by TDCC (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36620) - you deserved it (4804)

On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

#13711659
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34640) - you deserved it (16307)

On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic-Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up... out my left nostril. FML

#13652209
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32219) - you deserved it (5506)

On 10/30/2010 at 5:28pm - health - by DeepTaccer (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

#13634114
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29619) - you deserved it (6686)

On 10/29/2010 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Taylor parsons - United States (Alabama)

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

#13614950
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28129) - you deserved it (2506)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States



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