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beezybaby4714's favorite FMLs
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
by probably on death row soon / 12/25/2015 at 1:32pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by tine / 11/16/2014 at 4:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by 4evalone / 11/01/2014 at 1:59am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML
by MySonThePoet / 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by mamagelmane / 08/08/2014 at 12:27am / France (Lorraine) / Kids
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