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beezybaby4714
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 509
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About beezybaby4714 : I bet you're reading this to see some hilarious life description... but no. I hate bios.

beezybaby4714's page activity

Visits<b>lightning20</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 10:14am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 12:55pm<b>edmunson</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 12:54am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 2:14pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 12:51pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 11:03am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 7:18pm<b>chr1sF</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 7:28am<b>amitsagar1</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 12:51am<b>xKG33x</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 11:56am<b>Suchadiva</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 5:56pm<b>ayanna_wright</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:12am<b>cottoncandylips</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 1:00am<b>wes870</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 12:24pm<b>RamboFB</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 12:58am<b>adamwilcockson</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 7:27am<b>TheCutestLizard</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 6:02pm<b>skychu</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 5:39pm

Fucked!<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 8:14pm<b>amitsagar1</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 7:23am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 5:39pm<b>minutepoet</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 9:54pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 11:43am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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beezybaby4714's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML

#21507692
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26154) - you deserved it (1403)

On 12/25/2015 at 1:32pm - misc - by probably on death row soon (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30568) - you deserved it (3629)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30924) - you deserved it (3614)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was dressed as a single girl. I wore pajama pants, hoodie with no bra, and carried a plate of pizza around. But it wasn't my costume, I just had nowhere to go for Halloween. FML

#21289481
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34962) - you deserved it (5023)

On 11/01/2014 at 1:59am - misc - by 4evalone (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36090) - you deserved it (5265)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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