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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 404
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About beezybaby4714 : I bet you're reading this to see some hilarious life description... but no. I hate bios.

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beezybaby4714's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28834) - you deserved it (3452)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28568) - you deserved it (3350)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was dressed as a single girl. I wore pajama pants, hoodie with no bra, and carried a plate of pizza around. But it wasn't my costume, I just had nowhere to go for Halloween. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32373) - you deserved it (4476)

On 11/01/2014 at 1:59am - misc - by 4evalone (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32846) - you deserved it (4582)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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