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beezler23
  • Town/Country : oklahoma city, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 April 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 188
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About beezler23 : im bailey. im from oklahoma. im a freshman. i play basketball and some drums. i love photography, music, and poetry. if ya wana know more, just ask

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Today, a friend jokingly asked who in my relationship wears the pants. My girlfriend replied, "I'm not sure, but I've got photos to prove I don't wear the skirt." FML

I agree, your life sucks (6242) - you deserved it (21700)

On 08/23/2009 at 2:54am - love - by Crossy (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was my first day of school as a freshman. I soon became lost and decided to ask a senior for directions to my class. They smiled at me and said "It's on the third floor to the right." After ten minutes of walking up and down stairs and hallways, I discovered there is no third floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20242) - you deserved it (13838)

On 08/20/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful half naked brunette in my bed. 2 minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52278) - you deserved it (13173)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -