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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 January 1997 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 642
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About beetboxboy : Well im 14, single, and im bored alot so thats why i get on here haha, but i like to laugh and talk so message me anytime, ;),

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Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML


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On 08/12/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Coldsnap - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML


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On 08/03/2011 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML


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