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  • Town/Country : Canada
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 September 1995 (18 years)
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About beemoo : I'm a clinically diagnosed insomniac, so, while I wait ever-so patiently for sleep to take me, I read FML's in bed.

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Today, I was getting hot, so I jumped, naked, into the pool. As soon as I got in, it started hailing. I got hit with blocks of ice in places no man should. FML

#2492
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I agree, your life sucks (12625) - you deserved it (13429)

On 01/25/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by hailedout - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
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On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
25 comments

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On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
113 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

#320
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On 11/17/2008 at 4:54am - work - by Dothy - France (Aquitaine)



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