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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 September 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2821
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About beemoo : I'm a clinically diagnosed insomniac, so, while I wait ever-so patiently for sleep to take me, I read FML's in bed.

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beemoo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21917) - you deserved it (2861)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

#3168
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35859) - you deserved it (4891)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35199) - you deserved it (3244)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25405) - you deserved it (3174)

On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49151) - you deserved it (26644)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

#320
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8492) - you deserved it (29928)

On 11/17/2008 at 4:54am - work - by Dothy - France (Aquitaine)



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