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beemermad
  • Town/Country : christchurch, new zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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About beemermad : Live in the recently shaken city of Christchurch, New Zealand. Fml tends to help on a slow day

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Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52488) - you deserved it (6064)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)



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