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About beegreen01 : I'm an oil hauler in Saskatchewan :)
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Today, my mum begged me to let her put fake nails on me to practice for her styling exam. I've been sitting on the toilet for the past half an hour trying to figure out how to wipe without damaging something. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014