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About beegreen01 : I'm an oil hauler in Saskatchewan :)
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, my mum begged me to let her put fake nails on me to practice for her styling exam. I've been sitting on the toilet for the past half an hour trying to figure out how to wipe without damaging something. FML
Friday 27 February 2015