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Today, my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in the window display of a shop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manhole on the street. FML

#13718140
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28592) - you deserved it (8651)

On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML

#13698951
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6501) - you deserved it (52800)

On 11/03/2010 at 7:23am - misc - by Gemma - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57718) - you deserved it (12330)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57718) - you deserved it (12330)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906
90 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33606) - you deserved it (3240)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33606) - you deserved it (3240)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

#13661699
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65331) - you deserved it (9249)

On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

#13541967
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29771) - you deserved it (4515)

On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

#13541967
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29771) - you deserved it (4515)

On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML

#13498140
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26827) - you deserved it (2525)

On 10/18/2010 at 11:52am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm going on an 8 hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

#13495901
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26993) - you deserved it (3547)

On 10/18/2010 at 4:56am - misc - by fmmlll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said "Good." FML

#13495113
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15608) - you deserved it (34012)

On 10/18/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

#13442397
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36767) - you deserved it (3187)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

#13418490
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47480) - you deserved it (8459)

On 10/12/2010 at 8:57am - intimacy - by fungettingdressed - United States



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