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beddington
  • Town/Country : Tulsa, United States
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 314
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19817) - you deserved it (4089)

On 02/16/2013 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24916) - you deserved it (5907)

On 01/19/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, I attended my aunt's open-casket funeral. My sister spent the first quarter of an hour neither grieving nor celebrating her life, but whining that the "cute" clothes my aunt was dressed in could have been handed down to her, instead of being "wasted". FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26837) - you deserved it (1568)

On 01/19/2013 at 3:38pm - misc - by sophietr8 (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

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Today, I have been single and out of the game for so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML

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76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28458) - you deserved it (5412)

On 01/01/2013 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lonely dreams - United States (Nevada)

Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML

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On 12/19/2012 at 5:06pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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