About beckster_05 : Hello :) I'm Becky. I don't get on here much, but I try, so send me a message or something if you want to talk!
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Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
by hannaaaahr / 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Health
by JWhite / 11/24/2011 at 3:42am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by bizzyizzy0121 / 11/21/2011 at 1:28am / United States / Miscellaneous
by jocksblow / 11/14/2011 at 8:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
by yum yogurt / 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by lolilovemyboyfriend / 10/19/2011 at 10:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Ramis182 / 10/03/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
by W1D0 / 08/20/2011 at 2:23am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
by Leota / 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States (Nebraska) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/01/2011 at 4:32am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous