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beckster_05
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 April 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 753
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About beckster_05 : Hello :) I'm Becky. I don't get on here much, but I try, so send me a message or something if you want to talk!

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Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (12165) - you deserved it (1038)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML

#18903193 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (2744) - you deserved it (6402)

On 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

#18775728 (306)

I agree, your life sucks (12498) - you deserved it (1427)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - health - by feellikevomiting (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

#18334271 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (8633) - you deserved it (684)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#18304644 (334)

I agree, your life sucks (36112) - you deserved it (1836)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

#18244771 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (7130) - you deserved it (1082)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620 (314)

I agree, your life sucks (6755) - you deserved it (4144)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (38910) - you deserved it (10573)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

#17892835 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (25096) - you deserved it (3768)

On 10/03/2011 at 12:26am - kids - by Ramis182 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423 (43)

I agree, your life sucks (21568) - you deserved it (6059)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (24406) - you deserved it (2398)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781 (234)

I agree, your life sucks (10470) - you deserved it (946)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (28194) - you deserved it (2165)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (10879) - you deserved it (1252)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

#17480166 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (25661) - you deserved it (7800)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)