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About beckshniddley : GROWING UP SUCKS. I have the best job with the worst co-workers. I have the weirdest sexuality, and I feel like the world is rampant with ignorant stupid people. Life is about embracing them and their stupidity. And embracing our own.

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Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39559) - you deserved it (4918)

On 04/27/2014 at 4:51pm - misc - by joe rogan fucking sucks, dude (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML


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On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

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