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About beckshniddley : GROWING UP SUCKS. I have the best job with the worst co-workers. I have the weirdest sexuality, and I feel like the world is rampant with ignorant stupid people. Life is about embracing them and their stupidity. And embracing our own.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015