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beckiebear
  • Town/Country : Rapid City, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 January 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 160
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About beckiebear : I love to laugh!
So say something funny and I'll probably be fond of you :)

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Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46975) - you deserved it (5935)

On 01/17/2014 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38859) - you deserved it (7502)

On 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm - health - by sausages (man) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today, I was reading a newspaper at a bus stop when a creepy guy rested his chin on my shoulder and said, "I miss the good old days, when people would read newspapers together and it wasn't classed as weird." Then he walked away. FML

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57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36385) - you deserved it (3137)

On 07/09/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by help - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50036) - you deserved it (20071)

On 07/09/2013 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (220588) - you deserved it (12966)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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