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beccaxoxo88
  • Town/Country : Bloemfontien, Seattle, Seoul, South Africa, USA, S.Korea
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 October 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 854
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

#7430497
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24798) - you deserved it (5583)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:08am - health - by Fatlady43 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML

#7426136
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24090) - you deserved it (2333)

On 01/18/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML

#7426136
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24090) - you deserved it (2333)

On 01/18/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML

#7426136
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24090) - you deserved it (2333)

On 01/18/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

#7423840
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22149) - you deserved it (1813)

On 01/18/2010 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML

#7341507
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32232) - you deserved it (4325)

On 01/14/2010 at 5:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9994) - you deserved it (25192)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9994) - you deserved it (25192)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

#7293209
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27785) - you deserved it (5441)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by Absent - France



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