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Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 12:08am - health - by Fatlady43 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 5:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
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Wednesday 15 May 2013
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