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About beccabooo13231 : I love to read, hangout with friends and write. I love piercings and also dying my hair. I'm a very shy person but once you get to know me I never shut up cx
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Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML
Friday 5 February 2016