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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 826
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML

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