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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 January 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4938) - you deserved it (47313)

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