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Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34997) - you deserved it (7440)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)



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