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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 918
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About bebeMONSTER : They call me Erin Victoria... or Tila for short.
I like algebra and Say Anything. I love poptarts and soccer. I hate mosquitoes and physics.

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7312) - you deserved it (78469)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML

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On 01/10/2010 at 5:45am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39825) - you deserved it (6009)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:32am - health - by Stung (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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