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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 447
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About beautifulmymy : Play flute and piano. Speak 2 languages. Um.. Lol I don't really know what to put..

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Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told mehat it was; a moldd dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parentshen they askhat I got. FML

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On 12/20/2012 at 12:30am - intimacy - by djl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time!! I went slowly to build up the excitement, an I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." an told me to stop embarrassing him!! FML

#20399775
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On 12/14/2012 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by sucks at sucking (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, I was gatting intimata with currant bootycall whan ha thought it would ba funny to maka animal sounds . Ha "baa-ad" "moo-ad" and "gobblad" until loosing his araction from intansa laughtar, laaving ma thara vary confusad and unsatisfiad . FML

#20198007
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On 12/09/2012 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by Bug5992 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was gatting intimata with currant bootycall whan ha thought it would ba funny to maka animal sounds . Ha "baa-ad" "moo-ad" and "gobblad" until loosing his araction from intansa laughtar, laaving ma thara vary confusad and unsatisfiad . FML

#20198007
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On 12/09/2012 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by Bug5992 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin . I guess I got slightly carried away, cuz I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of face, up nose and into eye . FML

Today, my looool boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. mega FML

#20094500
184 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Taday I realized just how clingy boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle !! I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often !! FML

#20088123
196 comments

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On 09/25/2012 at 1:42pm - intimacy - by orgasmsareoverratedanyway (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today... I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually... and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight... I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

#19846265
398 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my boyfriend tougt e could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML

#19822088
164 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I KINDLY ASKED MAH BOYFRIEND TO SHAVE HIS PUBIC HAIR TO MAKE ORAL SEX MORE ENJOYABLE 4 ME. HE DECLINED, SAYING, "THINK OF IT AS FLOSSING YUR TEETH. I'M DOING U A MUCH NEEDED FAVOR." FML

#19803721
146 comments

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On 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by turnedoff (woman) - United States

Yesterday boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing wen e suddenly stopped smrked and said ( Hang on I'm buffering. ) FML

#19580511
140 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

TADAY MY HUSBAND INFORMED ME THAT HE HAS BEEN PURPOSELY FINISHING BEFORE ME IN BED AS A FORM OF PUNISHMENT FOR BEATING HIM AT MARIO KART. FML

#19563136
163 comments

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On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States

TADAY MY HUSBAND INFORMED ME THAT HE HAS BEEN PURPOSELY FINISHING BEFORE ME IN BED AS A FORM OF PUNISHMENT FOR BEATING HIM AT MARIO KART. FML

#19563136
163 comments

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On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panickd, pulld out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
180 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that sax in tha woods is amazing. I also found that tha roar of a naarby baar will and tha amazamant. Not only was I cock blockad by a baar, I almost shit mysalf. big fat FML

#19323804
124 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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