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- Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom… Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the… Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush…
- Today, I got a call from my manager asking me if I realized I had a shift that started half an hour… Today, I realized I despise most of my friends and will do anything to avoid them. Including hiding… Today, I went to take a shower after waking up groggily. I turned the shower on and a black shape…