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Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19230) - you deserved it (2203)

On 01/31/2010 at 10:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13963) - you deserved it (22444)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

#4326549 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (15935) - you deserved it (31509)

On 08/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by PeepShow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent 300 dollars making colored flyers for my iPhone that I lost. On the flyer I wrote for whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward. I wrote the phone number of my iPhone that I lost. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13130) - you deserved it (91643)

On 02/28/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (103650) - you deserved it (7458)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)



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