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beastseclipse

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About beastseclipse : What bugs me is when someone asks what something is or means on this site, and people say "go use google or the internet". By asking, somebody IS using the internet, its just that by asking a real person they can get more direct answers. And if you dont want to answer, dont, it wont kill anybody.

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Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML

#21409445
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32179) - you deserved it (3009)

On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

#21391716
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35680) - you deserved it (2841)

On 04/11/2015 at 8:12am - animals - by Crappy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

#21381072
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29692) - you deserved it (3099)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML

#21366431
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31953) - you deserved it (4492)

On 03/02/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by meeeee! - United States (Delaware)

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML

#21364495
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34403) - you deserved it (3373)

On 02/27/2015 at 9:13am - love - by shoggoth_wild - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

#21361729
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33104) - you deserved it (5640)

On 02/23/2015 at 12:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because my dad was waiting for me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML

#21352037
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36138) - you deserved it (2620)

On 02/08/2015 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML

#21350975
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35359) - you deserved it (2534)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

#21350749
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36069) - you deserved it (3669)

On 02/06/2015 at 2:06am - animals - by ZAnon - United States (Texas)

Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML

#21348221
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34673) - you deserved it (14049)

On 02/02/2015 at 9:25am - misc - by pinecones (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had lunch with my parents. I'm an Asian guy who married a Puerto Rican woman and we just had a boy. My dad looks at my son, then looks at me and says, "You ruined the bloodline." FML

Today, I had lunch with my parents. I'm an Asian guy who married a Puerto Rican woman and we just had a boy. My dad looks at my son, then looks at me and says, "You ruined the bloodline." FML

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

#21337228
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32838) - you deserved it (5000)

On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML

#21335578
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34567) - you deserved it (7361)

On 01/12/2015 at 2:56am - intimacy - by briiiiiiii123 - United States (New York)



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