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Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML


I agree, your life sucks (8721) - you deserved it (30504)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where was the police? They were 500m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30248) - you deserved it (2029)

On 12/22/2008 at 12:43am - money - by daddy - Sent from mobile version

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