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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

#3910
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6280) - you deserved it (25075)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)

Today, I went to buy some Ibuprofen and got asked for ID. You have to be over 16 to buy it. I'm 25. FML

#2946
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17058) - you deserved it (2070)

On 01/28/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by noneoftheabove - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42665) - you deserved it (2041)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6454) - you deserved it (25289)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where was the police? They were 500m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML

#569
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I agree, your life sucks (23012) - you deserved it (1437)

On 12/22/2008 at 12:43am - money - by daddy - Sent from mobile version



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