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  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 February 1991 (24 years)
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Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML


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On 02/11/2015 at 4:00pm - misc - by assholedad (man) - United States

Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML


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On 01/30/2015 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my mom found a new favorite game. I recently broke up with my boyfriend of a year and still have not been able to find a job (months after graduating college). Due to this stress I cry easily, her game? Seeing how many times a day she can make me boo-hoo. FML


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On 09/09/2009 at 6:53pm - misc - by sadchick (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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