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About beany_boo7 : Hey there! My name's Sabrina, but everyone calls me bean/beany, which I still don't understand. I'm 14 years old but I enjoy hanging around people older than me, as everyone my age is ridiculously immature. I love soccer, drawing, reading, sour patch kids, and orange juice. I'm a pretty chill person, just goin' with the flow and smiling whenever I can. So yeah, that's me! Feel free to message me sometime or add me on snapchat (beany_boo) Thanks for taking the time to read this and hopefully we can become friends (:
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Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years old. FML
Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
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