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beaks527

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 48
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About beaks527 : Just a normal, nerdy guy.

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Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

#21240482
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37237) - you deserved it (13240)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

#21225439
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39017) - you deserved it (4340)

On 07/31/2014 at 1:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

#21208167
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39931) - you deserved it (4242)

On 07/13/2014 at 6:36pm - love - by justthinkofyourhand - United States (California)



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