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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 November 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3556
  • Number of comments : 165
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

About beaglegal : Youtube, Supernatural and Sherlock. And dogs. And funny things. And video games. That's about it.
Benedict Cumberbatch is one of my favorite people alive.
I have 3 beagles named Prince, Princess and Daisy. I guess you can tell which one I named. In the last picture, they're sitting in the order of Princess, Daisy, and Prince.
Message me if you want to chat :)

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Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML

#21406274
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28524) - you deserved it (2497)

On 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by Random737193 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (326) - you deserved it (9960)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, for the second time, I had an argument with my mother about whether William Shakespeare was a real person or not. FML

#21376501
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25131) - you deserved it (2260)

On 03/17/2015 at 4:35pm - misc - by ohno - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49) - you deserved it (119)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, I'm stuck in a taxi cab while the driver listens to a radio show about sex fetishes. Can't wait to look him in the eye as I pay him. FML

#21365302
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25801) - you deserved it (2518)

On 02/28/2015 at 2:53pm - misc - by jojolee68 (woman) - United States

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML

#21350418
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31681) - you deserved it (7562)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

#21349028
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34487) - you deserved it (2336)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

#21330185
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35471) - you deserved it (6678)

On 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm - love - by allgassedout (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, my colleague and I played yet another wonderful game of 'Tapeworm or Toilet Paper?' in the homeless shelter's toilets we were asked to clean. FML

#21270023
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29271) - you deserved it (3361)

On 10/03/2014 at 7:29am - work - by whydoidothis (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

#21269654
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30292) - you deserved it (3840)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

#21235845
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43474) - you deserved it (27762)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

#21235686
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22405) - you deserved it (36682)

On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML

#21171240
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50236) - you deserved it (7646)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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