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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 150
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About beachygirl24 : I'm a country girl who loves the beach, bonfires, fourwheelin, and everything girly :)

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Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML


I agree, your life sucks (42747) - you deserved it (3826)

On 08/08/2014 at 2:05am - intimacy - by pocketrocket90 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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