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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 June 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 438
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About beachygirl24 : I'm a country girl who loves the beach, bonfires, and everything girly :)

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beachygirl24's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37450) - you deserved it (3911)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38571) - you deserved it (4218)

On 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML


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On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML


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On 08/08/2014 at 2:05am - intimacy - by pocketrocket90 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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