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beach_boy1992

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beach_boy1992

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 148
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About beach_boy1992 : be yourself everyone else is already taken and so am I :)

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Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38754) - you deserved it (4121)

On 04/30/2013 at 12:03pm - animals - by good husband - Canada



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