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Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

#19288594
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24484) - you deserved it (14352)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML

#19250645
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19464) - you deserved it (3647)

On 03/10/2012 at 10:16am - love - by callen5 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35151) - you deserved it (3415)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

#18875899
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25868) - you deserved it (5620)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:50pm - misc - by antwo - United States

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

#18207765
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22040) - you deserved it (5538)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave my friends and family." The one I picked up just said "math." FML

#18206362
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28309) - you deserved it (3475)

On 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm - misc - by Noslo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

#17877731
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27289) - you deserved it (2599)

On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

#17444868
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28974) - you deserved it (3901)

On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31309) - you deserved it (5178)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

#15869241
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30534) - you deserved it (12279)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

#15248759
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37778) - you deserved it (6416)

On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42685) - you deserved it (7877)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML

#14621087
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33837) - you deserved it (3062)

On 01/18/2011 at 12:05am - love - by MCKilllerrr - United States (Texas)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15673) - you deserved it (75354)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw an old man, and me feeling nice I asked him if I could help him cross the street. He responded with: "Only if you let me touch your tits." FML

#14549895
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30657) - you deserved it (6005)

On 01/12/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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