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by Anonymous / 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by callen5 / 03/10/2012 at 10:16am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by zobara / 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm / Switzerland / Money
by antwo / 01/21/2012 at 11:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/10/2011 at 2:06am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave my friends and family." The one I picked up just said "math." FML
by Noslo / 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 10:18am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML
by Musicfan / 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by Lonely / 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML
by alopez1994 / 04/21/2011 at 1:28am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/09/2011 at 4:52am / India (Karnataka) / Kids
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
by Malakai / 02/02/2011 at 12:57am / United States / Kids
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
by MCKilllerrr / 01/18/2011 at 12:05am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Gabriel A / 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…