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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 February 1982 (32 years)
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Today, I was talking dirty to my long-distance lover while touching myself, when a cockroach fell from my ceiling and landed on the hand I was molesting myself with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44053) - you deserved it (14576)

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