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yesterday a customer was paying for his food. As he placd the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I askd why. He replid, "You know, male stuff." FML

Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

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On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... my boyfriend got out of the shower an trid to hit my forehead with his penis. He slippd an slappd me in the eye with it. FML

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On 09/22/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Taday while having sex with mah wife , mah Candy Crush addiction hit me full force , and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML

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On 09/21/2013 at 11:09am - intimacy - by CandyCrushAddict (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... mah dad made a big show of sending me to mah room and grounding me 4 a week. Not cuz he heard me cursing at mah video game... but cuz I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassd him in front of his friends. FML

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On 09/21/2013 at 9:10am - misc - by dadyoureacunt (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today.. . my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes . He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy 4 my ( smoking problem ) every weekend . I've never smoked . FML

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On 09/21/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

today ma boyfriend an I were aving sex wen is condom cummed off inside of me. We couldn't get it out so I ad to tell ma mom wo didn't know we were sexually active an ten go to te ER. After an unsuccessful visit we cummed ome only to find te condom in ma seets. mega FML

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On 09/20/2013 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend an mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML

2day I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months 4 prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

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On 09/05/2013 at 8:29pm - love - by single again - United States (California)

Today my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much of a loser I am as I have "never had boyfriend" an I'm 26!! Truth is I've been in the same relationship fir over five years but it "doesn't count because he's black." FML

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On 08/29/2013 at 8:48pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today I announced mah engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone mah wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year so ( she has to get married first! ) My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML

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On 08/28/2013 at 10:21pm - love - by marryinghimanyway (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I brought my Japanese grlfriend home 4 dinner with my family looool 4 the frst time . They all got drunk an made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us . My dad forgot her name an started calling her ( Rice Ball ) instead . FML

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On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today I was playing Carades wit ma boyfriend's family. Wen it was is turn e pointed at me. His moter said "Bitc?" Te answer was "relationsip". mega FML

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On 08/22/2013 at 12:40am - love - by Embarrassed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I was watching TV with mah boyfriend when a weird wart-removal ad cummd on. He watchd in disgust as the lady's wart said rude things to her. Then he lookd at me and said seriously "I'm glad yours don't talk..." FML

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On 08/17/2013 at 8:27pm - love - by WartCream - United States (Kansas)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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