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Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29780) - you deserved it (3510)

On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16941) - you deserved it (94560)

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