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I was going to ave sex wit ma Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn im on, so I asked ma friend ow to say "fuck me" in Spanis. Se claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I ten ad sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito 4 an our. I later realized I was screaming "fried cicken." fat FML
Today , I was at my bossas housa for a company BBQ. Earliar I had takan muscla ralaxants to calm my lowar back pain. Aftar a faw drinks it was claar tha alcohol and madication did not mix. I woka up faw hours latar to fina out I had strippd nakd and jumpd into tha 4 foot caka bafora passing out. FML
Friday 27 March 2015