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bcofelia

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1545
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About bcofelia : Just another girl who's obsessed with books, supernatural, and listening to music.
If you want to know anything else, feel free to ask.
Have an amazing day!

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Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 8:27am<b>Marteeny23</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 11:07pm<b>bossman20056</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 12:20am<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 6:53pm<b>zombie4life283</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:43pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 11:44pm<b>AmbitiousMario</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 11:00pm<b>tiwan</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 6:24pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 5:56pm<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 4:56pm<b>bigjake</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 4:12pm<b>colvindj</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 1:46pm<b>alfonze07</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 11:56am<b>Mogo25067</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 11:37am<b>last_kings84</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 10:55am<b>nhbasskid13</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 10:33am<b>dcam13</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 10:26am<b>ekimen</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 10:24am

Fucked!<b>bossman20056</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 5:20am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 11:56pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 6:36am<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 12:11pm

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bcofelia's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML

by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML

by leahrb / 02/24/2016 at 1:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML

by I'm my husband's second mom / 11/03/2015 at 2:14am / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, my life became a lot more depressing. A while ago, some friends and I founded a "Forever Alone" club, because all of us were single at that time. I'm now the only member left. FML

by Lena / 10/18/2015 at 1:06pm / Germany / Love

Today, my grandpa passed away. The only emotion my dad showed was anger, because my grandpa owed my dad money. Now he wants to take it from my grandma, like he's some sort of mobster. FML

by failing / 10/16/2015 at 12:40pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk and had swerved because I was eating pie and almost dropped it. FML

by not as easy as pie / 10/16/2015 at 12:03pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to grab a large kitchen knife from my son, after I heard him convince his friend to join him in cutting off his finger, so they could "be assassins like Ezio." FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 10:29am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML

by mumfordandsonimdisappointed / 08/29/2015 at 1:09am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

by tkoester / 08/29/2015 at 12:29am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to vacuum to surprise my mom with a clean house. The vacuum started shorting out, sparked, and then burst into flames mid living room. FML

by fire starter / 08/16/2015 at 12:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML

by someboody / 08/15/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

by Anonymous / 08/15/2015 at 5:32am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML

by Brooke / 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

by oooooops / 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at my Mandarin teacher's house. I had diarrhoea and had to go to the toilet. My mum texted me while I was still in the toilet saying, "We all heard you". FML

by poop / 03/21/2015 at 12:47pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous