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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 July 1999 (16 years)
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About bbedlock : J'aime les chiens!

Mon chien, elle s'appelle Angel et elle est un Maltais x Silky. J'aime aussi le website VDM.

Je ne suis pas trés interessant, alors je parle seule de mon chien.

French is fun.

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Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49244) - you deserved it (18713)

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