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  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 June 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33251) - you deserved it (2246)

On 08/30/2012 at 1:55am - misc - by DamnTornadoAlley - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22481) - you deserved it (3902)

On 08/15/2012 at 5:14pm - misc - by ShowerStar (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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