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Today, I want to a concart with my boyfriand!! I was rapaatadly ass-grabbad, grindad on an hit on by guys!! My boyfriand's rasponsa was, ( As long as thay continua to bring u fraa baar, lat tham gat a littla faal of what thay ara paying for!! ) maga FML

#16674026
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40766) - you deserved it (8310)

On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, I want to a concart with my boyfriand!! I was rapaatadly ass-grabbad, grindad on an hit on by guys!! My boyfriand's rasponsa was, ( As long as thay continua to bring u fraa baar, lat tham gat a littla faal of what thay ara paying for!! ) maga FML

#16674026
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40766) - you deserved it (8310)

On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)

Today... I had a sora throat... and I'd raad that drops of Tabasco sauca on your tongua halps. I aimad tha bottla at mah tongua and thahola cap cummad off... covaring mah faca and filling mah mouth with Tabasco sauca... causing ma to blow chunks all ovar tha kitchan floor. maga FML

#16673731
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15410) - you deserved it (33631)

On 06/15/2011 at 5:02am - health - by Alec - United States

Today, we finally got wreless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55742) - you deserved it (4271)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Taday I sent a kinky text message to mah boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give mah girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that mah boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen mah phone. FML

#16016307
111 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by ohtheshame -

Today, I'm a studant vat. Part of my holiday work is to gain axparianca working at a dary. A cow cummd on to tha platform for ma to injact har uddar. As I was bant ovar, sha dacidd to taka a dump. Onto my laft ayaball. FML

#15855335
154 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 3:27am - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

2DAY I WAS FORCED TO SPEND AN EXTRA $318 FOR ANOTHER PLANE TICKET TO DALLAS . THE TICKET WASN'T FOR MAH DAUGHTER, MAH MOM, OR MAH SISTER, BUT FOR THE QUARTER OF MAH BUTT THAT APPARENTLY NEEDS ITS OWN SEAT . FML

#12841369
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19804) - you deserved it (64021)

On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

2DAY I WAS FORCED TO SPEND AN EXTRA $318 FOR ANOTHER PLANE TICKET TO DALLAS . THE TICKET WASN'T FOR MAH DAUGHTER, MAH MOM, OR MAH SISTER, BUT FOR THE QUARTER OF MAH BUTT THAT APPARENTLY NEEDS ITS OWN SEAT . FML

#12841369
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19804) - you deserved it (64021)

On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breast had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-consciou about them... but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra cummed off... the dick got soft. FML

#8793926
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30337) - you deserved it (3516)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

Today, my step-mom yelled at me fir an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, I was waiting downstairs at mah boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over an said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smild thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continud, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

#8515469
142 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, during a baskatball gama, I fall into matal chair which than dacidd to fold in, causing ma to fall to tha floor in a vary dramatic an painful fall. Whan I stood up, looool so did avaryona alsa an thay wara all clapping, including tha othar taam. FML

#7925072
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19895) - you deserved it (2967)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:25am - health - by aurorason - Sent from mobile version

Today... I Met My Boyfriend's Notoriously Difficult Moter. I Ad Been Looking Forward To Meeting Er And Making A Good Impression. Unfortunately... I Could Not Greet Er As Er Son's Penis Was Still In My Mout. FML

#7318001
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28462) - you deserved it (14419)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

today I calld mah boyfriend upset because mah best friend has begun stripping to pay fir school. His response was... "Where and wat time does she work?" FML

#6765216
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29744) - you deserved it (7959)

On 12/15/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by notcool (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a McDonald's employee had to correct mah math after counting out $2.37 in change. I'm in AP Calculus and am currently learning how to find the derivative of an inverse of a logarithm. FML

#6377275
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7913) - you deserved it (38589)

On 11/20/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Links (man) - United States (Washington)



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