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bball4Life33
  • Town/Country : Dallas, TX, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 January 1999 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 116
  • Number of comments : 10
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About bball4Life33 : My name is Jason
Basketball is my passion
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Today, while powerwashing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'd just wash it away before it stings me, I aimed the powerwasher nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as powerwashing your leg. FML

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