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bbailey19
  • Town/Country : Columbia, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 April 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1175
  • Number of comments : 12
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Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26610) - you deserved it (2285)

On 10/01/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Sickofbeingsick (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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