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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3164
  • Number of comments : 222
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About bazookajoey : Hey, how ya doin? My name is Joey. I live in VanCity and I'm an aspiring guitarist. I'm also gay, and if you don't like that you can simply leave my page. Thank you & have a nice day!

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Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15049) - you deserved it (3082)

On 10/11/2015 at 8:31am - misc - by MeaganElizabethM (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML


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On 10/10/2015 at 1:39am - misc - by iskalion (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21522) - you deserved it (3373)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:33am - intimacy - by Deweyboy (man) - United States

Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML


I agree, your life sucks (21710) - you deserved it (2028)

On 10/09/2015 at 2:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22102) - you deserved it (2317)

On 10/08/2015 at 11:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after taking my little niece out onto the balcony of her family's new apartment to enjoy the view, we watched as a man jay-walked across the street down below and was run over by a car. My niece is pretty much traumatized for life now. FML


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On 10/02/2015 at 9:13pm - misc - by scarredforlife (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML


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On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24037) - you deserved it (6047)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror and she quickly excused herself. That was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21344) - you deserved it (2268)

On 08/24/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28125) - you deserved it (2630)

On 08/12/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by Why Me - United States (Washington)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML


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On 08/05/2015 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28696) - you deserved it (1809)

On 07/23/2015 at 9:05am - animals - by dirtbikeguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30164) - you deserved it (4411)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, we had a long meeting at work about how we are supposed to feel safe, and to come to the managers if we have any problems. I decided to speak up about a coworker that has been harassing me and several others. My manager laughed at me and walked away. FML

Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24190) - you deserved it (7971)

On 06/26/2015 at 3:56pm - work - by very analytical (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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