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About bazookajoey : Hey, how ya doin? My name is Joey. I live in VanCity and I'm an aspiring guitarist. I originally joined FML for the stories but I stayed for the comments. For me the comments add much more to the FML, it can be insightful or just hilarious.
If you wanna send me an inbox don't be shy, as I love to converse with others. Have a nice day!

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Today, while at work at a small Microsoft partner company, I had to write an email explaining why Internet Explorer is superior to Google Chrome. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21220) - you deserved it (2076)

On 02/05/2016 at 11:36am - work - by Coccinelle - France

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19252) - you deserved it (2918)

On 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by sandra (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24362) - you deserved it (3926)

On 02/03/2016 at 1:14pm - work - by Upset (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24390) - you deserved it (3479)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:40am - intimacy - by :x (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mum had no legitimate reason to have her daily yell at me, so she resorted to bitching me out for putting her phone on charge after it started beeping with a low battery warning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19395) - you deserved it (1278)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, at my job drug testing high schoolers, I see that one of the kids selected for the testing looked incredibly high. So, after he goes in the bathroom and gives me his cup with his urine inside, I take a closer look and see that the little shit jizzed in the cup. I hate my job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22799) - you deserved it (2241)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:53pm - work - by zachhewett - United States (Alabama)

Today, my girlfriend jumped into my arms for a kiss. She's done it before, but this time I wasn't expecting it. I fell backwards, straight through my glass coffee table. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23217) - you deserved it (1943)

On 12/10/2015 at 8:45am - health - by fucking SUCKS let's do it LIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEE! (man) - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27989) - you deserved it (2602)

On 11/20/2015 at 9:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22497) - you deserved it (1945)

On 11/19/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by auto boogie man (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I yawned so hard that I dislocated my jaw completely, then had to ask to be excused from class in front of 30 people with my mouth hanging open. FML

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22349) - you deserved it (2421)

On 11/09/2015 at 9:07am - misc - by Quendolin - Germany

Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20321) - you deserved it (4336)

On 10/11/2015 at 8:31am - misc - by MeaganElizabethM (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24746) - you deserved it (5078)

On 10/10/2015 at 1:39am - misc - by iskalion (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27694) - you deserved it (4657)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:33am - intimacy - by Deweyboy (man) - United States

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