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bazookajoey

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1932
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About bazookajoey : Hey, how ya doin? My name is Joey. I live in VanCity and I'm an aspiring guitarist. I'm also gay, and if you don't like that you can simply leave my page. Thank you & have a nice day!

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bazookajoey's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43652) - you deserved it (4007)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML

#21359872
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30734) - you deserved it (2279)

On 02/20/2015 at 3:00pm - misc - by all tweened out (man) - Canada

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

#21356659
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32840) - you deserved it (2696)

On 02/15/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

#21354035
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31241) - you deserved it (3315)

On 02/11/2015 at 11:11am - kids - by maybe? (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, I was awoken by the sound of my pet lizard eating my other pet lizard. FML

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

#21350765
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19760) - you deserved it (35985)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML

#21341527
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39874) - you deserved it (2217)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

#21333814
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31982) - you deserved it (2506)

On 01/09/2015 at 7:06am - love - by ohdearyme - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

#21327404
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26648) - you deserved it (15612)

On 12/30/2014 at 8:39pm - work - by smooth - United States

Today, I had to deal with numerous complaints about an employee washing their genitals in the communal bathroom sink. Nothing in the HR manual prepared me for this. FML

Today, I asked my grandpa why he spoils me so much. He told me it's because he truly believes no one else will ever want to. FML

#21322081
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31230) - you deserved it (2738)

On 12/22/2014 at 1:40pm - misc - by bxjxj - United States

Today, I watched from my office window as a couple maneuvered their car to squash a dead pigeon flat on the road. I then watched as they got out of the car, set up tripods and started taking photos of it. FML

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

#21252521
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41289) - you deserved it (3694)

On 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm - love - by apparentlybutch (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML

#21251846
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42067) - you deserved it (8352)

On 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by candy man - United States (North Carolina)



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